- Somebody: Could you spare some change for gas?
- Me: Yep! What a concept. I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change.
This is my last stop…
GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.
Today I went to Subway.
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
nah man just imagine Tonks during her years at Hogwarts making herself look like Dumbledore for no real reason other than to confuse the hell out of other students by plopping down next to them and asking them weirdass questions like if they’ve ironed their socks in the last week and then walking away
Imagine Dumbledore realising she’s doing it and joining in so that sometimes there are two Dumbledores talking to one student.
Caught my sisters cats having a kiss today