people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur triviaThen tell a dinosaur fact
i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD
for some reason in class the professor asked this Stereotypical College Boy™ what his favorite thing in the world was and without even skipping a beat he blurted out SPORTS and I really and truly tried not to laugh but he didn’t even specify any particular sport he just SPORPS I LIKE SPORPS I AM MAN AND THE SPORPS IS WHAT I LIKE
Let’s talk briefly about how gay Hallie was for tie-dye tomboy with the cool hair.
THIS HAD 15 NOTES WHEN I WENT TO SHOWER AN HOUR AGO
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
Laetitia De Chocqueuse.
For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.
That’s not a joke that’s a gift