Mew.

spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

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nohetero:

for some reason in class the professor asked this Stereotypical College Boy™ what his favorite thing in the world was and without even skipping a beat he blurted out SPORTS and I really and truly tried not to laugh but he didn’t even specify any particular sport he just SPORPS I LIKE SPORPS I AM MAN AND THE SPORPS IS WHAT I LIKE

yourejustanotherversionofme:

yourejustanotherversionofme:

Let’s talk briefly about how gay Hallie was for tie-dye tomboy with the cool hair.

Hella.

THIS HAD 15 NOTES WHEN I WENT TO SHOWER AN HOUR AGO

ejacutastic:

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ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

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superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

(Source: totheend-oftheuniverse)

artruby:

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artruby:

Laetitia De Chocqueuse.

shagurlwho:

ishipitlikeups:

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

That’s not a joke that’s a gift

kittykat1087:

imsirius:

Mark Williams and Julie Walters behind the scenes of Bill&Fleur’s wedding

This should have just been put in the movie, as mr and mrs weasley probably dance just like this.