T-Rexes were just pissed off bc their arms were too short to masturbate
DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
at parties im often found flirting with the chip bowl
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing
If you are an adult, becoming an adult, about to become an adult, or are worried about becoming an adult. take the time to watch this
actually, I think everyone, everywhere would benefit from this. please take the time. life is hard. SIGNAL BOOST.
This is important. Imagine if all of Tumblr can see it. I don’t want notes I want for you to each have a better day then the last. boost. watch.
Watch this. it might change your life. reblog. spread the word.
an important reminder.