when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time
"Now to demonstrate your devotion to the Spice Girls, I understand that you have a gift, and I wanted to challenge you on this gift tonight… you are able to do what?" "Their autographs." [x]
Anonymous asked: Dude the gamecube sucked
Once I met a guy who had the same dream every night:
He was in a far away land, crossing a bridge over an infinite fall.
On the other side, clouds hindered his destination. He didn’t know why, but he was sure he had to get there.
That’s when a giant elephant walks in, the bridge rips apart and he falls into the abyss.
He never discovered what was on the other side of the bridge, but the story still fascinates me.
"Has anyone in this family even SEEN a chicken?" (by Tyler Feder)
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After marathoning Pushing Daisies I had to draw adorable Ned. Everyone should watch this show.
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion